Make funny faces to get a smile
Be seen in public wearing no make up and spit up on my shirt
Watch the clock constantly to keep up with nap times
Get annoyed when salesmen ring the doorbell during the day (It's nap time! Be quiet!)
Watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!...)
Sing Bee Gees songs with my own lyrics (Gunner loves it for some reason)
Shower at very random times of the day (8pm isn't unusual on a bad day)
Not notice the poo on my hand immediately
Eat all my meals cold
Eat lunch at 4 and dinner at 9 30
Sing "Who's That Lady" with the lyrics "Poopy Baby" during diaper changes (always a hit)
Wear a pacifier clipped to my shirt in the store and consider it normal
Accidentally tickle Daniel's belly trying to get him to laugh like I do to Gunner
My life has changed one thousand percent.
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2 comments:
LOL! Best post ever! You're a sweet Mommy, Mandy =)
This made me laugh hysterically. I can totally identify! Love it!
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